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General chat / Nyd's last stand, again?
« on: 2004-02-07, 13:23:08 »
Here are some Ibelan&co, got more.

General chat / hittat hem din gimp?
« on: 2004-01-18, 21:38:03 »
Skönt o se dig tillbaka till ett vettigt gille qwazimo :P

RvR / Norrsken event?
« on: 2004-01-11, 03:26:29 »
Couldnt stop laughing when I saw all those BD's, hope you guys had loads of fun ;)

Was a good attemt on our pow relic also, 114 mids.. against gaurds and our fg coming from behind.


General chat / hilo friends
« on: 2003-10-22, 23:57:02 »
many have asked what my new toons name is.. here is a picture of me ;)

Be gentle with me :)

long live NS!!

General chat / SS from Nyds last night in Albion
« on: 2003-06-20, 00:23:44 »
at Midgard portal keep..

Coming soon to a test server near you:


Dark Age of Camelot

Test Version 1.55d Release Notes

Tuesday, November 19, 2002



- As of this patch, Lurikeen can become Heroes!!!. Thanks for the great roleplaying moments to everyone involved in the Uprising. Enjoy!


- Helms once again appear correctly. This was actually fixed this morning via download patch.

- We have implemented a /GROUNDASSIST command on the server. By using this command, your own groundtarget assumes the same location as your targetted player's ground target. This allows for a "front spotter" who is possibly stealthed to set a ground target for a siege equipment controller or spellcaster.

- We fixed the delving of combat spell abilities - these were printing incorrectly.

- We fixed an issue where grey or white figure parts would show through Sylvans under certain circumstances.

- When you upgrade an outpost you are setting a desired level on the outpost. The level will only increase or decrease one notch per 6 minutes.

- Performing a successful Guard or Intercept no longer causes an interrupt to a caster who is guarded.

- Level 51 cloth armor should now get the correct amount of bonus levels.


- Siege ammunition has been reduced in weight.


Many of the Midgard NPC's have removed the robes favored in enemy lands, and replaced them with appropriate Midgard vests.

Realm v. Realm - Frontier Keeps: When a keep is upgraded to level 8 - 4 additional Keep Guards will spawn near the lord room.

Dungeon: Summoner Hall: Grand Summoner Govannon should no longer be able to heal himself multiple times in the course of combat.

Darkness Falls: Beliathan can no longer be fought in the tunnels of Darkness falls, however, he will now linger longer in the room when he spawns.

General chat / Are you a drunk skunk?
« on: 2002-10-13, 15:03:50 »
I am....

What about you? Are you a good guy who sticks to milk? Or are you a bastard who gets drunk all the time?


Good, Bad or Ugly?

Bugreport / nytt folk reggat
« on: 2002-10-11, 00:49:54 »
Nytt folk som har reggat den 10/10 har inte kunnat posta i forumet, påminer dig på IRCn igen ang detta.

General chat / Homer's words of wisdom
« on: 2002-10-08, 20:22:03 »
Homer's : Words of wisdom

Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there,
me, Superman!

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical

Marge: I think we're going to need a bigger place.
Homer: No, we don't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have
Bart's room and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21.
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think
his name is Mother Shabubu now.

Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but
man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know.

Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding
of chocolate to milk.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what
separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

Homer Jay Simpson: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to
around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED
it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Homer: Here are your messages: You have 30 minutes to move your car.
You have 10 minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube

Homer: So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color
in the end.
Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding,
"you're making a scene."

Homer: Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not

Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child,
but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day

Homer's brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!

Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I
thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But
instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie-Police Academy.

Bart: I think sharing is overrated too. And helping others. And
all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?
Homer: Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your

Homer: I am the piano genius from the movie "Shine."
Guard: And your name is...?
Homer: Uhh... Shiney McShine.

Newspaper editor: We're looking for a new food critic, someone who doesn't immediately pooh-pooh everything he eats.
Homer: Nah, it usually takes a few hours.

Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that
game. [doorbell rings] Ned Flanders: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go
to the game with me? I got two tick-
Homer: [slams the door, looks heavenward] Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up
[Marge scrapes it off the ceiling into Homer's hands]
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious.

Homer: There, there, Bart. If something's hard, then it's not worth

[Homer can't stop the monorail]
Marge: I've brought somebody to help you.
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: It's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?
Marge: It's NOT Batman.

Homer's ghost: Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed
into heaven.
Marge: Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint
the house... Homer's ghost: Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get
in, I'm not
for Jesus

Homer: Bad bees! Get away from my sugar! Ow! OW!! Oh, they're
defending themselves somehow!
Homer: Look Marge, you don't know what it's like- I'm the one out
there every day putting his *** on the line. And I'm not out of
order! You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of
order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't HANDLE the
truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of
goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!
Forget it, Marge, it's

[Ned and Homer are driving in a snowstorm.]
Ned Flanders: Homer, we just hit something!
Homer: Ooooooh, I hope it was Flanders

(some lady): Mr simpson are you aware your wearing a grocery bag
(homer) I seem to have misplaced my pants

News from Norrsken Alliance / 1.50 Live på Gorre
« on: 2002-08-26, 11:53:09 »
Gorre goes English

The testserver Gorre has been changed to English to test version 1.50.

It is using the Excalibur character database, so please test it and we will squish any bugs that it may hold.

General chat / Dumbest thing you've ever heard
« on: 2002-08-12, 09:31:37 »
Whats the absolutly DUMBEST thing you've ever heard???

Me and my friend where walking outside and he said "Is it me or have these trees grown since last yea?"
"Lions can beat tigers"...
Microsoft Works:rolleyes:

General chat / Winamp 3 final
« on: 2002-08-11, 19:12:07 »
It's not yet officially declared on the website yet but wa3 final is already out. get it here:

General chat / How do you take your coffee?
« on: 2002-08-04, 11:22:05 »
How do you take your coffee?

Black as a moonless night.

General chat / alla lika...alla olika
« on: 2002-07-25, 20:06:38 »
När vi endå bara skriver i svenska behövs kanske inte "2" forum?

Ett "engelskt" och ett svenskt....ger en lite otydlig bild.

Kanske bara ja som tycker det:rolleyes:

General chat / Gorre 1.49
« on: 2002-07-25, 19:04:54 »
Ho ho!
Ja har gjort en char på Broc...lvl 3 Arsman....heter Spitfire.
Håller precis på att ladda ner 1.49...

Kommer med info ang Darkness Falls så fort någon hjälper mig dit.
Albion har mest folk och e starkast på Broc.

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